Nightvale ruined my life

and it made it better

d0g-p4rk:

I Kind Of Want To Change My URL but I Am Attached To The One I Have: An Autobiography

(via dontbeanassbutt)

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(via fandomsaremylifeline)

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(via hi)

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via unendingsongs)

Bad day today.

I wish I was one of those people that their followers loved and would do anything to cheer them up.

I really hate do hate today…